Dolphins are the frat boys of the sea. (No offense, non-rapey frat boys.)
Yeah, I don’t know.
I think this dolphin movie is a bit much. I mean, it’s already a true story about a dolphin. You can stop right there. Instead we get Ashley Judd tears, and Kris Kristofferson mumble whispering, AND Morgan Freeman as some sort of science professor WEARING A BOW TIE.
Dolphins are already super great. They’re the blow jobs of the animal kingdom. But a CGI dolphin leaping up at us through the camera in 3D and now you’re just dick slapping us and calling it a good time.
Slapclap, ladies and gentlemen. Slapclap.