caring is cool.

NOPE.

http://www.google.com/search?gcx=w&ix=c1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=dolphin+rape.

Dolphins are the frat boys of the sea. (No offense, non-rapey frat boys.) 

jamesurbaniak:

slapclapper:

Yeah, I don’t know.

I think this dolphin movie is a bit much. I mean, it’s already a true story about a dolphin. You can stop right there. Instead we get Ashley Judd tears, and Kris Kristofferson mumble whispering, AND Morgan Freeman as some sort of science professor WEARING A BOW TIE.

C’mon.

Dolphins are already super great. They’re the blow jobs of the animal kingdom. But a CGI dolphin leaping up at us through the camera in 3D and now you’re just dick slapping us and calling it a good time.

Slapclap, ladies and gentlemen. Slapclap.

Leora Tanenbaum, Slut! Growing Up Female with a Bad Reputation (1999)

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When my friends and I still smoked, I bought them all boxes of YSL cigarettes as souvenirs when I went to Paris. I ended up smoking a pack or two, for friends I don’t see often, because I was seduced my the chic little YSL on the filter.

I know, I know. Smoking is bad, it smells gross, blah blah. But still. Don’t try to tell me that YSL cigarettes aren’t dead (literally) sexy.

i guess this isn’t super surprising, but it’s interesting to have it spelled out like that for us. 

have any of you guys seen Century of the Self? it’s a BBC documentary that almost literally was too mind-blowing for me to handle. if you’re interested in the coercive nature of advertising, it’s going to basically change your life. it’s hard to find, but not impossible and HIGHLY worth the search.

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile, At Walmart of the Day: To be fair, if you’re doing your mom, picking up a pack of Trojans might not be the worst idea you’ve ever had.

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