Jonas Polsky: In Which I Make An Impassioned Plea
just help the man live his dream. don’t be a jerk about it. do it. (if you can.)
by Jonas Polsky
This morning I went to work, was told my position had been eliminated, and I returned home. That’s the conflict presented in a romantic comedy where the quirky girl sets out for another coast to start a designer bead store, but not for me.
What I want to do with my life, is…
"While the drugs screwed me up in a lot of ways, they improved me in certain others. I’ve never been good with numbers, but when I was on crack I could do math really, really well. I became a fucking whiz at calculus. But I also became kind of psychotic, unfortunately."
Hahaha, PILATES! Nice form, Ma’am!