caring is cool.

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fashion, you sexy, fickle, hurtful bitch. 

on one hand, gorgeous amazeballs holy moly yes.

on the other hand, if a dude was trying to attack you, you’d be pretty much s.o.l. in these Rape Makers. 

(via shamelesshipsterscum)

Amy Poehler (via lipstick-feminists)

(via everybodyandtelevision)

Oh, Kate. Hate to love you so much.

pussylequeer:

Kate Moss photographed by Inez and Vinoodh for Vogue Paris, April 2008

Leora Tanenbaum, Slut! Growing Up Female with a Bad Reputation (1999)

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Crystal Renn is considered a plus-size model.

Fuck you, Fashion.

pussylequeer:

Crystal Renn: Feel Me - Tush by Ellen von Unwerth, Summer 2011

i think it’s going to be really flattering on you! you should wear it with the same shorts she’s wearing, those pleated, baggy ones. it’ll look so pretty!

aw, you don’t seem like you like it very much. oh well. that’s okay. i bought you this, too!

i think it’s made of chamois!

(fashion is ridiculous.)

(via the hairpin which is excellent and you should definitely be reading it.)

this outfit has kind of a nora dunn/jan hooks era SNL vibe to it. like they’d wear this to play neurotic wives out on a hilariously disastrous date with a zany character played by guest star bruce willis, of hit show “moonlighting.”

it is important that i never see another “stylish” woman with a ridiculous hairmuffin bun on top of her head. magazines, you need to stop telling ladies that it looks chic because it looks something-that-is-not-chic.

i will accept this confusingly be-ponchoed lass’s apology in the form of her fancy shoes.

my favorite thing about high fashion is how accessible it is to average women. this outfit is perfect for those days you want to feel like a lizard alien dominatrix from germany. nailed it.

hahahaha there is not a single element of this outfit that i admire individually, and together they are a perfect storm of WTF. that shirt is very free trade from Whole Foods! those pants are very Chico’s summertime wash and wear linen line! those shoes are very Frankenstein schoolgirl! that bag is very sassy old lady who brings her medications with her everywhere! 

GUILTY.

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